I seriously just had an interaction with the alleged aliens that were rumored to visit Earth today. I was out in my backyard doing backyard stuff, when i suddenly heard the palm trees rustling in the wind. So, I went to grab my camera.
I went back outside to scope for mre suspicious activity. Then, out of nowhere a giant bright light in the sky! Sure some may call it the Sun, but I beg to differ .
The next thing I know...a perfectly clear sky! Impending doom?
Then I saw it! It said that unless I gave it all my cookies, the world would be enslaved and all fast food establishments would be destroyed. I even had to raise up off my Oreos. SMH. A small price to pay for the survival of mankind I suppose.
It left me with this video communication that I am immediately forwarding to the local authorities to have them decipher the scarily real footage.
I'll be posted in my room waiting for downtown Los Angeles to get murked
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