Monday, January 26, 2009

恭喜發財


Happy Lunar New Year
Little red envelopes all day son.

Ching chong diggity ding dong gong gung hay fat choy we getting Chinese money

^i wish.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Is Your Lambo Blue?


Kind of surreal.
The photograph that will be displayed in all federal buildings beginning this week.
The first presidential portrait to be shot with a digital camera (Canon EOS  5D Mark II).
All that campaign money and dude couldn't even get a decent line-up though. SMH. 
Guess it can't be as bad as that horrible perm Ms. Rice was working with.

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The tie selection is eh, but oh well. I guess the leader of the free world can't be making appearances looking like Jerome Bettis. It's just embarrassing.


Combo breaker. Word to Killer Instinct.  

Monday, January 19, 2009

Pillars in the Wind

"People are often led to causes and often become committed to great ideas through persons who personify those ideas. They have to find the embodiment of the idea in flesh and blood in order to commit themselves to it."

- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. - February 13, 1961

Thank you, Dr. King, for embodying justice and righteousness.
Thank you for being the change we still wish to see in our world.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Barack Obama's Chrysler 300C on eBay...



Buy It Now price: $1,000,000.
No..i didnt add any extra 0s.
For that price, i better get free complementary flights in AF1 and breakfast in bed on the daily from Mrs. Obama herself. and a little extra maybe.
Check the link to watch when Chrissi bids.

For Max.

10. Black Thought
9. L-Boogie
8. GZA
7. Phife Dawg
6. Guru
5. LL
4. NaS
3. Chuck D
2. Big Daddy Kane
1. Rakim Allah


Friday, January 9, 2009

A Plea from the Porn Industry


What if this doesn't go through? Will we have nationalized porn?

With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind.
It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America
.

As long as i can still get what i need for free, I'm good. Sorry Larry. Thank goodness
for the internet.

Michelle Obama 2009 calendar? *crosses fingers*

Thursday, January 8, 2009

+99

shellanedeleon: .yesterday was a great birthday .. 22 goes down in the history books

Things I learned January 6, 2009:

  1. Don't count on Ticketmaster.
  2. Trips to Disneyland (no matter how short the stay) are always appropriate
  3. People with birthdays on January 6 have this inexplicable attraction to each other, especially when you throw in the theme park element.
  4. Don't text and drive.
  5. Mobile AIM counts as texting too.
  6. Floating on 80 mph gusts of wind is euphoric. The soreness after...not so much.
  7. Complete understanding> surface comprehension.
  8. Confidence negates being under dressed. People don't seem to care as long as you're spending money.
  9. Rich people get pissy drunk too. If bartenders are nice enough, you might even get a drink named after you.
  10. Parents are designed to ruin fun. Plan accordingly.

Two thumbs up for the day.
Birthdays are the best (even the ones that aren't yours).
344 days until the next one.
The best surprises are the ones that aren't planned.