Orange County: A Story in Four Parts

So...Nat takes me on a trip to the O.C. today.
I figure it's only right to show her a few of my own spots...
The run to Blends CM was the sole inkspot of the day; I picked up a pair of Iron Maiden Sk8 Hi's for a decent price and didn't bother trying them on (against the recommendation of the virgin sneaker shopper that is Natalie). Woke up today to see how they looked on and noticed the tag on the box:

Mens' 9.5
Womens' 11.0

All sales final and no exchanges. Shoe boutique store policies FTL. Brilliant.

Chocolate Marshmallow; brand new flavor. Imagine the best Ding Dong you ever tasted, then multiply that x10 and slap on a $3.75 price tag. It's better than that. Food always tastes better when it costs more. Except In-n-Out.

$25.59 worth of some of the best stuff on Earth (best meaning best tasting, not best for your health).
Yes...it was all eaten. 30 seconds later, she was swayed to the dark side. We'll be making another trip soon.